Not you.
Much has been given to us at The Largesse, from dashing good looks to ridiculously refined taste to a very subtle sense of humility. We look now to do what is expected — that is, to educate the little people. Of course, we say “little people” because we are among the few, the chosen few, to be obese both physically and intellectually (and by that we mean well-heeled, well-read, verbose, and not lazy) and because we sense that this world needs our frequently sarcastic, often pretentious help. The Largesse aims to give back through a series of well-informed, humorous, and heart-warming discernments about our culture’s finer points. We mean well.
May we introduce:
Plax
Armed with knowledge, people. Armed with knowledge. We all are here at the Largesse but perhaps no one carries it as tight as Plax does. He is not a rapper, nor a reader of ‘books,’ but he knows when shit makes sense — except for music, he’s fucking terrible at music. It’s this sensibility, and his physical hugeness, that makes him a potent, feared contributor on all areas of our culture’s most relevant issues.
He is coming for you and your puny tastes and beliefs. Hide the women and weaklings.
The Notorious E.P.C.
(a.k.a. Da Mock EPiC, a.k.a. Big Baby Bottomtooth)
The Notorious E.P.C. is an intellectual gangsta. He’ll pop a cap in Hegel’s ass and not give a shit. He’ll make you nod your head vigorously in assent and awe. He’ll reference The People Under The Stairs and Dostoevsky in the same breath. He is the Robin Hood of Lit Crit, the Peter Pan of po mo. He has the best taste in music of those of us here at The Largesse, and he freaks all the honeys. Above all, he is massive — a freak of nature.
He is the man you wish you were.
And he’s giving back out of the goodness of his heart.
